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for Ridhi β™‘
β™₯

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from: your favourite narcissist 😌

it's the 18th of July, which means…

Rasmalai

aka Ridhi · the kindest, sweetest girl in the world · est. 2005 ✨

How you came into my life πŸ’œ

one Hinge prompt, zero regrets

Her prompt

β€œI bet you can't convince me chivalry still exists”

Yes, it does, my good ma'am. 🎩

…and the rest, my good ma'am, is history.

Greatest hits from the archives 🎞️

real quotes. zero screenshots. maximum feelings.

What else are you obsessed with besides cricket and me ofc
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ in psychology we use a term narcissist for this line

reader, she was right.

Only a narcissist until the right girl humbles me πŸ˜‰
Should be humbled by now then 😏

update: thoroughly humbled. πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ #humbled

Send me atleast 3 greetings everyday.

Good Morning God Shray πŸ₯°β€οΈ
Good Afternoon Shray the great 🀍
Good Night the funniest guy ever 😍
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I think that's enough for me to process

(still waiting on my daily greetings, by the way)

Haina there is no point if you are not obsessed with each other
I don't like non chalant people at all
Yeah sameee

obsessed with each other: mandatory βœ… (we passed.)

A letter, because you deserve one πŸ’Œ

To my Rasmalai πŸ’›

Happy 21st birthday, meri billu πŸ₯³ I still can't believe that my life partner is someone this kind, this sweet, this pretty. Every single day with you feels like a small celebration. πŸ₯°

You came into my life off a dating app, called me a narcissist within a day (fair 😌), and quietly became my favourite person on this planet. You make me laugh, you make me happy, you make me smile. I want you to be my partner forever. ✨

I want to grow old together πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ§“πŸ», build our little family 🏑, and stand in the front row cheering for every dream you chase, wherever it takes you πŸ’ͺ

You're my best friend, my partner in crime, the love of my life. 😈❀️

Thank you for being exactly you. Never change, cutie pie πŸ₯Ί

Here's to you, and to us. Always. 🀍

all my love, Shray ❀️

The reviews are in ⭐

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

6.9 out of 5

yes, the scale broke. no, we're not fixing it.

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… 6.9/5

β€œchottu si hai, gussa bhoot karti hai”

Shray, verified & devoted customer Β· would get scolded again 10/10

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… 6.9/5

β€œshe might be small, but she's the boss”

management (me. I am management. she is still the boss.)

supporting evidence, your honour:

Ridhi as a little kid in the forest
chottu si 🐣
Ridhi as a little kid posing
boss since day one 😌
❀

Happy 21st, my Rasmalai ❀️

tap the heart. go on. it's your birthday.